How Has That Escape Plan Worked For You So Far?

Ever wonder how many people have completely destroyed their lives in search of a good time?

I really don't like having to admit it, but Happy Hog used to get high...pretty much everyday for about six and a half years.

I thank God that all I ever did was drink alcohol and smoke weed. God only knows what might have happened if I had ever tried any of the hard stuff.

And I'm happy to report that I live a much better life as a completely sober person now days. Life certainly is complicated enough as it is without alcohol and drugs, wouldn't you agree?

Here's an experience that I felt I should definitely share with others...

One Sunday afternoon after waking up, I decided that it was, once again, time to get high. I started to load up my pipe and noticed that the screen was all tarred up and needed to be cleaned.

I put down the cigarette I had lit up, and walked into the kitchen to get a knife to scrape the screen clean. As I was heading back into the room where my pipe was, I heard a kind of hissing sound.

When I got into the room, I looked down and saw that I had laid my cigarette on top of my lighter. The cigarette had melted the lighter so that the lighter fluid in it was spraying out, and yet the cigarette had miraculously went out before igniting it.

Years ago I had heard that a lighter can be as explosive as three sticks of dynamite. Maybe so, maybe not.

Either way...quite sobering to think about isn't it?

OinK!